| Hahhaaa!!!! I love it!! here is one that comes to mind today....
You pushed to edge with no blankets. I'm on back back in comfort. I'm a Great Dane in bed with you. |
| Soft thud awakes me
cold nose attacks my body Great Dane invasion View clouded over Blue gray haze fills my vision Great dane on my lap |
| Let's give it a try...
So pretty and big Gentle, brave and strong Please be with me forever |
| I mostly play deaf
There's a noise from the food bowl Fast I come running |
| These are HILARIOUS!!!!
Great work Ginnie!! (I'm trying to think of my own Haiku, but I'm poetically challenged!) |
| Come Monday mornings
Ginnie always delights us Visions of Great Danes |
| See raccoon nearby
Mommy's glass window bye-bye Many stitches my-my |
| I too am poetically challenged but I love reading these !!!! a great way to start a new week !!!!!!
keep them coming !!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Here's my shot, dedicated to all Danes who totally ignore our attempts to get them to fetch on command:
Here Boy, get the stick If you wanted it so much Why did you throw it? |
| When we first got our Dane, it was an office-wide celebration. My colleagues sent me many dog and Dane links, information, books, toys, etc. but my favorite was a series of dog haikus that I printed and saved. I don't know who the author is, but they always make me laugh.
I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You will ever be. Today I sniffed Many dog behinds -- I celebrate By kissing your face. I sound the alarm! The mail man -- come to kill us all Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! I sound the alarm! Paper boy -- come to kill us all Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! I sound the alarm! Garbage man -- come to kill us all Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! How do I love thee? The ways are as numberless as My hairs on the rug. My human is home! I am so ecstatic I have Made a puddle. I Hate my choke chain Look, world, they strangle me! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Sleeping here, my chin On your foot -- no greater bliss -- well, Maybe catching rats Look in my eyes and Deny it. No human could Love you as much as I do. The cat is not all Bad --she fills the litter box With tootsie rolls. Dig under the fence--why? Because it is there. Because it's There. Because it's there. I am your best friend, Now, always, and especially When you are eating. |
| Mother-in-law stay
Cold nose in a warm bathroom! I am sneaky Dane. Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink! Fresh cold water in my mouth, Shake away the rest! |
| My your dog is big says you
Funny, says I He was a Chihuahua this morning! |
| I love this!! And once you start, you can\'t stop...
Here are mine: Noble giant, now fast asleep with four feet up- Dignity all gone! And since our puppies just turned one, I've had pups on the brain: Pup - one year ago I could hold you in one hand. Now, you're a giant! Puppy breath so sweet I can sit and watch for hours Future Apollos |
| Rats! the line breaks didn't come through right on my haikus, but oh, well.
I wanted to ask, who is the pretty Harl? |
| Hi Barb,
That's sweet, goofy SIMON. He belongs to Greg and Mary Lugo. I did a story on him awhile back. <http://www.ginnie.coim/DaDane489.shtml> A big thank you to everyone who is submitting the haiku. It's a riot! Keep 'em coming. Ginnie |
| So much fun today!
We are playing fetch with sticks. Bring you back a tree. |
| Ha! Lauren, that's great!
the other day my hubby was trimming a tree, and Teddy found one of the small logs and loves to carry it around! He tried to bring it in the house with him and when I told him to drop it he did - and nearly broke my foot! |
| Anubis egyptian god
Reborn, returned, shape of dog Drool drips off my face |
| Ajax pride of greek lore
Majestic and tall as never before Cat on slobbery lips purr |
| To my Loves, Rex, Scarlet and Elsa,
Ears up when Alert Ears down when being a clown Nose Smears all around! |
| One more--
Brown eyes hypnotize, Drooly lips for you to kiss, Warm, cozy where he lies. |
| Chasing dream bunnies
The real ones will have to wait Until I'm awake. |
| my boy I love you
my arms around you spooning comfy on the couch |
| Hear rolling thunder?
No thunder. just a happy Dane Running through the trees. |
| Walking Harlequin
Huge, ears up, alert, fine Dane Wonderful; heads turn. |
| Lips, ears drooping down
Long legs, feet sticking straight out. Need a bigger couch. |
| Teddy's brother is Gus, another of Barb's one year old hooligans" and although our 9 year old Grace picked him out, sometimes she has enough of him
Gus says let us play Grace says Not with me Huge Pest Gus says wheres the cat? Pete says Arghhh and runs Gus runs too and gets to gate How did Pete clear that? I yell Stop! to all you forget your house manners They look so bored now |