"AlterEgo" When questioned about the missing roast, Emma swore that she wasn't anywhere near the kitchen between the hours of midnight and 6am. "I keep telling you," she said, "it wasn't me. I would never do anything like that. It must have been my evil twin, the Devil Dog. She's the exact opposite of me. I wish she'd quit hanging around. You have no idea how hard it is to keep tabs on her 24-hours a day. Huh? What do you mean, you can't see her?! She's right here next to me. Geesh! What I have to put up with..."