"Dog Walk" You know you are a Great Dane owner when... ...you take your dane for a walk and a five-year-old approaches and asks why you are walking a baby cow. ...you witness more auto accidents than the normal person, especially when you are walking your dog. ...you're walking your 200-pound Harl when a car drives by, stops, and backs up to you. The driver rolls down his window to ask, "Excuse me, is that a real dog?" When you say yes, he turns to his wife and says, "See, I told you so" and drives away. ...a five-year-old boy takes one look at your dog and says, "Wow! I bet he could eat a whole roll of toilet paper in one gulp!" These "insights" were recently submitted by visitors to the Great Dane Checklist.